Dear person in the room next to me. Don’t you hate it when it’s 2:30 in the morning and the person next to you is talking so loudly that you can hear them over your music. Yeah I really hate it when that hap- HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUKC UPP!!!! THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO SLEEP NOW IS IF I HIT MYSELF WITH A BRICK SO HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!


The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off